Alexandria Hill
September 7, 2014 I’m not one to kiss and tell, but I will, however, tell you dear readers exactly who I’d kiss. Eight (supposed) anime hotties, yet I only have four kisses to spare. Who’s getting lips, and who’s getting air? Read on and find out, if you dare.
Boa Hancock (One Piece) vs Me-Mania (Perfect Blue)
Talk on the streets is that this Miss Boa is just the most perfect little thing around, well, I don’t see it. Plus I’m the type who’d take passion over perfection any day, and Me-Mania has that in spades, with his burning heart and won’t-take-no-for-an-answer attitude. Time to get obsessed with my lips, honey, because you’ve just won yourself a front row ticket.
Yoruichi (Bleach) vs Charlotte (Bleach)
A couple of Bleach babes, or at least one is, anyway. Here, let me look these two over. Yoruichi’s got some thin lips, hate ’em. Gross. But Charlotte, oh, Charlotte, what an alluring creature you are. Having thin lips is a criticism you shall never receive. In fact, I can’t think of a single sour thing to say about your beauty. Would you perhaps be willing to accept my love alongside that kiss?
Fujiko Mine (Lupin III) vs That Big Baby Thing (Spirited Away)
Fujiko? Dirty little thief, wouldn’t touch her. End of story. Slap that book shut. This smooth gentleman, however, is an entirely different tale. A true portrait of innocence, that tramp Fujiko could learn a thing or two from this baby doll. Including how my lips taste.
Rias Gremory (High School DxD) vs Ieyasu Tokugawa (Basilisk)
I have been overwhelmed by a deluge of letters from y’all about how saucy this Rias is, but to my horror I discovered that she’s a high school student. You should be ashamed of your creepy selves. Better still be wearing Pampers Pull-Ups if you’re drooling over this one.
Don’t go thinking the only way for Ieyasu to win is by default, though. I can’t quite place it, but something about his chin just calls out to me, like a siren to a sailor. I don’t fully understand this mysterious hold you have over me, sir, but I’ll gladly grant you the final kiss on my list.
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