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Obligatory April Fools’ News Post

Here’s some exciting news! [Your favorite anime director/mangaka/musician/game designer, dead or alive] is returning to the [screen/page/stage] in what can only be described as [a revival of your favorite thing he/she ever did]!

That’s right, it looks like 2010 really is the year of awesome things happening, because this Earth-shattering event will be hitting

in just [most convenient time period imaginable], all for the low price of [impressively low price].

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This has nothing to do with Shigeru Miyamoto… or does it?
If you’re worried about being left in the cold on this one, don’t be! [Tickets/download codes/etc.] are available for a limited time via [bogus URL that actually links to a picture of Sephiroth McDonald and Colonel Cloud]. Now let us know if you have any totally amazing April Fools‘ news that can top this whopper!

Source [8bit Dark Side of the Moon]

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